My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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