i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
