32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
And then he peed in my hair
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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