If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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