did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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