do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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