dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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