Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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