gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
That's how pantless uber rides happen
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
