Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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