she was so not down for the gang bang
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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