they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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