one word: firstdatebathroomanal
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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