no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Randomize
