I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I think my moral compass just broke
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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