I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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