would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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