I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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