If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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