...so i touched it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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