Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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