i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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