Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
you never un-have a 4some
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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