considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I am midnight drunk by noon
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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