sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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