Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My feet surprised me
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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