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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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