He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
