Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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