walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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