I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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