I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
