I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Houston, we have a blender
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize