Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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