with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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