3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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