yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The beers last night were like the tears from god
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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