It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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