its not stalking. its research.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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