Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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