oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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