i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Come share oat with me in your robe
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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