Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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