Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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