Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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