I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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