Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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