I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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