We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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