this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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