i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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