thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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