He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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