you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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