Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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